Turok - From Evil Seeds by Fabian Nicieza
Author:Fabian Nicieza [Nicieza, Fabian]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: General, Action & Adventure, Fiction, Game Novelization
Publisher: Acclaim
Published: 1999-05-15T06:00:00+00:00
Chapter 7
The Big Kiss
Joshua Fireseed was lots of things: Campus stud and baseball star at Oklahoma College at Oklahoma City; Turok, the Saquin Native American guardian of the dimensional doorways between Earth and the interspatial patchwork world known as Galyanna, the Lost Land; self-proclaimed scholar of every Herculoids episode ever made and the best keg-tapper on his entire dorm floor.
One thing no one would usually accuse Joshua of being: a problem solver.
But standing on a butte half a mile in the air, with his best friend, Barry Hackowitcz and the bioelectric holographic ambassador he might be in love with, Adon, Speaker of Forever Light, watching a sentient collective land mass the size of Rhode Island shuffle away after having been âcarjackedâ by a group of no-goodnik aliens, Josh was expected to be just that. And his ability to come up with a solution to their predicament would most likely mean the salvation of not just the Lost Land, but quite possibly all of reality as we know it.
Josh sighed. How many times could a Turok be expected to pull that same ol' rabbit out of his hat?
Just hours ago, Josh and Barry had planted a cybernetic wavelength calibration device on the cerebral cortex of a newborn terraforming alien called a Burrakian.
The plan was to have the baby worm its way over to the mountainous collective made up of several dozen adult Burrakians and once comfortably ensconced among the collective, to attune the implant to recalibrate the geoelectric wavelengths emitted by the alien mass. In turn, the frequency signal would help âstitch togetherâ the fractured tectonic ley lines across Galyanna which had been kept together for millennia by the powers of the recently deceased Primagen.
Then the Hy'Jax showed up and made off with their Burrakian land mass. The stinkers wanted the continental collective to replace the tract of land from their home planet that was originally yanked through time and space to Galyanna. Their thinking was that they could alter the Burrakian's geoelectric encephalograms to create a wormhole linking back to their world. And since nature abhors a vacuum, the Hy'Jax land-mass that was displaced back home would be replaced by the Burrakian mass.
The Hy'Jax were literally driving the Burrakian collective through some sort of control center attached to the land mass' âshoulder blade.â They didn't seem to care that creating a wormhole to save them would basically lobotomize the Burrakian collective, leaving behind a dead, barren patch of land. Nor do the Hy'Jaxians realize or care that without the sympathetic ley line recalibration that Forever Light asked Josh and Barry to perform, all of Galyanna will suffer a slow and horrific death by earthquake upheaval.
And of course, that age old stickler of a question always cropped up: âsince Galyanna is a pocket of antimatter space made up of displaced matter from the core reality of the universe, would âleaving the door openâ between matter and antimatter result in another âBig Bangâ and the decimation of the core reality?â
Josh never got that one right on those California Academic Achievement Tests.
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